My rose tinted glasses are half empty. Did that make much sense? Nope. Am I still pround of my self for coming up with it? You betcha.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
IT’S ALMOST MIDNIGHT AND THERE WAS A KNOCK AT MY DOOR SO I CAUTIOUSLY OPENED THE DOOR THEN TWO DRUNKEN GUYS SHOUTED “SURPRISE” THEN LOOKED AT ME FOR A MOMENT AND WENT “FUCK WE’RE AT THE WRONG HOUSE” AND RAN AWAY DOWN THE STREET OH MY GOD
(Source: fabulewis)
If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.
i think you would be a very good wizard.
me writing essays
do you ever think really awful thoughts and suddenly become aware that you are not a good person
whenever i see small children near a pond i think about pushing them in
(Source: jupid)
McGonagall is the best teacher everyone else can go home.
(Source: pagesofharrypotter)
I SHIP IT IN EVERY
FUCKINGWAY
(Source: talltyrion)
